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The First 5 Things You Should Bake if You Have No Clue What You’re Doing

Because if you start by trying to make croissants you’re gonna have a bad time Nobody starts out knowing exactly how to bake perfectly. Even experienced bakers need practice, and if you’re like me and you’re not a beginner OR experienced, it’s basically a game of “who knows if this’ll turn out but fuck it”.… Continue reading The First 5 Things You Should Bake if You Have No Clue What You’re Doing

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There is a Special Circle of Hell for Whoever Invented Savory Cheesecake

A story of taking things to far. Look. We all know I’m A Cheesecake Ho. I’ve made two separate posts about it. It’s my favorite dessert and I will fight for it. But even a good thing can be taken too far. The first time I became aware of savory cheesecakes was when I was… Continue reading There is a Special Circle of Hell for Whoever Invented Savory Cheesecake